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1. Government Shutdown Beards Are A Thing That Is Happening

Being out of of job while while our elected representatives work out their dysfunction seems as good a reason as any to grow a lazy-guy beard and post pictures of it on the Internet for people to gawk at. Thus the rise of the #shutdownbeard hashtag on Twitter, as federal workers with too much time on their hands and little reason to not look creepy strive for solidarity.