1. Satanists Still Planning To Annoy Easily Annoyed Oklahoma City Residents With Silly Black Mass

In spite of—or, more likely, because of—protests by the God-fearing residents of Oklahoma City and a threatened lawsuit from a Catholic bishop, a Satanic worship group called the Dakhma of Angra Mainyu is following through with its plans to hold a public Black Mass ceremony in order to fan the flames of annoyance being generated by a proposed statue of Satan for the Oklahoma state capitol.