1. iPhone 6 Breaks Records For How Fast People Will Buy Some Bullshit They Don't Need
Preorders for the iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus reached a record-breaking four million units sold in just 24 hours. That is astounding. Just imagine how high sales would have been if there was any reason at all to buy this one instead of an iPhone 5.
If you don't buy an iPhone 6, Apple will release a new U2 album every hour on the hour.— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) September 14, 2014