1. Bill And Hillary Clinton Welcome Your Future Overlord Into The World

On Saturday, Chelsea Clinton and her husband Marc Mezvinsky announced the birth of their daughter Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky. The baby's grandparents Bill and Hillary Clinton issued their own statement over the weekend: "We are thrilled to be with our daughter and her husband as they welcome their daughter into the world. Chelsea is well and glowing. Marc is bursting with pride. Charlotte's life is off to a good start." The statement did not address speculations that Hillary Clinton would be running for President in 2016.