1. George Zimmerman's Wife Wants Him To Stand His Ground Somewhere Farther Away From Her From Now On, Files For Divorce

Shellie Zimmerman is filing for divorce after six years of marriage to her famous ground-standing, teen-shooting, gun-factory-visiting husband George Zimmerman. Her attorney says that the decision was made "after much soul searching and recent disappointments," and also presumably so that she can safely eat Skittles without fear of vigilante justice.