It's that time of year when magazines start offering tips for getting your "best bikini body ever," so with that in mind, please enjoy this video of tiny woman/competitive eater Nela Zisser eating 50 Krispy Kremes in under 25 minutes. That's 9,500 calories. 

Oh, and by the way, this is a different skinny blonde competitive eater than the previous skinny blonde competitive eater Someecards covered. But keep working on those planks, maybe this will be the year they finally do something for you.