A dating profile for someone who may or may not be a recently bitten Florida zombie.

A dating profile for someone who may or may not be a recently bitten Florida zombie.
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In the wake of Rudy George, the bath salts loving "zombie" face-eater, as well as a whole lot of other supiciously zombie-like stuff going on in Florida, you'd better be very careful if you're dating in the Sunshine State. Be on the lookout for profiles like this one. He claims to be on the up and up, but something's just not right about this guy.

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