"I'd love to, but I have a sharknado in my bedroom" is my new rejection line.

What happens when you give your friend your housekeys for the day and tell him "I expect a Sharknado when I get back"? Well, according to the redditor who made the post "This is what happens when you leave your friend your housekeys and say "I expect a Sharknado when I get back"", this is what happens. Why did that guy ask his friend for that? Let him explain:

I want "something like a sharknado" to replace "something like a phenomenon."

Sources: redditor amazinglettera