She gave birth the old fashioned way.

Amber Pangborn was nine months pregnant when she decided to hit up the casino, as most third trimester women are wont to do. After shooting some craps and getting in a fight at the blackjack table, she got in the car to return to her parents' house. As she was driving, a thought entered her mind: Didn't I hear something about a short cut around here? Through the back woods or something? You know what? Tonight is the perfect night to try that out.

And so she did. A few hours later, she was in the middle of the woods without gas or cell service. And then her water broke.

Sources: LA Times | KCRA