"I'm about to be on network TV, bro, do you really want to do this?"

The Colbert Report, sadly, will be over in December. Colbert's mentor and idol, Bill O'Reilly, however, will stay in his No Spin Zone until he dies or all the old people watching him do. So, these last few episodes are also Colbert's last chances to take his tongue out of his cheek and use it to give "Papa Bear" a lashing. Maybe as a parting gift for Colbert, O'Reilly decided to announce (and then dig his heels in over) the stupidest idea ever put forward on Fox 2014...probably.