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Be sure to whisper around this guy. (via)

Colton Haynes' Twitter bio reads "Actor. Uncle. Goof." The former model has done plenty of acting, but last night he chose to showcase his goof skills by live-tweeting a nearby couple's awkward first date. Haynes was dining alone, and to everyone around him probably appeared to be just another actor with a lot on his plate (Figuratively. No one in Hollywood ever has a lot on their actual plate.) and staring at his phone.

Little did Tracey and "Dan," the mulleted, still-married director, know that Haynes was listening to their conversation, and when he heard the guy attempting to impress the girl with his past sexual conquests, Colton decided to share the experience with his 936K followers on Twitter. Not cool! Humorous, but still, not cool!

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If you're above this sort of thing, congratulations (I'm with you, just doing my job as an entertainment journalist!). The rest of you gossip-mongers should take a long, hard look at yourselves in the reflection of your smartphones, right after you finish reading this. 

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There you have it. I don't know what the future holds for Colton Haynes, but if things don't work out for him as an actor, it looks like he could have a solid career in the world of social media. Or, at least as a gossip columnist.

(by Jonathan Corbett)

Sources: Buzzfeed