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Every cloud has a silver lining. You'd better just hope that silver lining isn't actually a plane about to drop human excrement on your birthday party.


FOX 29 News Philadelphia | WTXF-TV

A plane flying over Levittown, PA dropped human waste on a girl's sweet 16 birthday party. The girl's mother said they had "just got done with cake, thank God. We took the cake back in." Whatever cake-loving god she prays to found it in His mercy to make all of the crap fall on a tent in the yard, rather than on the party goers.

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Moreover, He provided the perfect metaphor for adult life: if you stop to smell the flowers, people busier than you will shit all over you and keep on moving like nothing happened. My only question is whether this deity heard about the sweet 16 of Reginae Carter (Lil Wayne's daughter) at which she received both the BMW she wanted and the Ferrari she wanted.

I guess that's a lesson for me that the gods don't shit on the super rich.

Sources: Fox 29 News