Jordan Alexander simply wanted her husband to go on Disney World's Splash Mountain ride with her, but he refused and cited exhaustion as his excuse. "It was hot and I was getting tired, but she really wanted to go on Splash Mountain and I had promised her earlier that I would go on it with her," her husband Steven told local New York outlet WHAM. While Jordan decided to go it alone, she used the ride's camera to let her husband know she wasn't pleased.
Here's a closer look at that stone-cold face:
Steven chose to wait in the gift shop with his baby son and in-laws, until his wife returned. "She marched up to me and held out the picture and she said here I did this for you!"
Behold, the Angry Splash Mountain Lady:
No question about whether she's smiling.
Nobody had a fun time.
Reunited with her husband and she's still upset.
She's not a fan of John Travolta.
Nor is she that into politics.
The only joy the angry Splash Mountain lady has in life is guilt-tripping her husband.