Bad News/Worse News for the week of May 16th, 2014

Bad News/Worse News for the week of May 16th, 2014
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Each week, some bad things happen. Thankfully, we take the time to remind you there is absolutely no silver lining to these bummer news stories. Enjoy Bad News/Worse News:

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Bad News: Justin Bieber was wrongfully accused of stealing someone’s smartphone.

Worse news: Many smartphones continue to have Justin Bieber songs on them.

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Bad News: In a TV interview, Karl Rove attacked Hilary Clinton for possibly being Brain Damaged.

Worse News: Brain damage has run rampantly unchecked in television news if there’s still a network that would put Karl Rove on TV.

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Bad News: Twitter is set to unveil a feature that lets users “mute” posts without unfollowing other users.

Worse News: No one liked the picture of the cookies you baked Saturday night before this feature was available. 

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Bad News: The FCC went ahead with their plans to eventually allow a “fast-lane” for the Internet, destroying the hope of keeping “Net Neutrality” alive.

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Worse News: The FCC has done nothing about other serious issues with the Internet, like limiting the use of the words “awesomesauce” or “chillax."

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Bad News: Chipotle is putting short stories on their cups so now you’ll feel pressured to read while eating a burrito. 

Worse News: The only time you have to read nowadays is the half hour you have to spend in the bathroom right after eating at Chipotle.

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(all images via Getty/Thinkstock)

(by Dan Wilbur)

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