Each week, some bad things happen. Thankfully, we take the time to remind you there is absolutely no silver lining to these bummer news stories. Enjoy Bad News/Worse News:


Bad News: The FBI is considering a more lenient policy on hiring drug-free employees since most good hackers smoke a lot of pot.

Worse News: Smoking pot and staring at a computer all day has done nothing to help you find a job in your field.

Bad News: GM recalled more cars than it sold in the last five years.

Worse News: The only thing about your car that gets recalled are all the times you tried and failed to have sex in it.