Each week, some bad things happen. Thankfully, we take the time to remind you there is absolutely no silver lining to these bummer news stories. Enjoy Bad News/Worse News:
Bad News: The FBI is considering a more lenient policy on hiring drug-free employees since most good hackers smoke a lot of pot.
Worse News: Smoking pot and staring at a computer all day has done nothing to help you find a job in your field.
Worse News: The only thing about your car that gets recalled are all the times you tried and failed to have sex in it.
Bad News: eBay was hacked, revealing many people’s personal information and their passwords.
Worse News: The company waited until the last possible second to tell its customers this had happened, much like certain bidders on a certain virtual auction site wait until the last second to screw you over.
Bad News: The NFL released a statement stating they will not change the offensive "Washington Redskins" name.
Worse News: The NFL still refuses to change anything about the sport that makes it offensive to the human body.
Bad News: McDonald's headquarters had to shut down this week due to protesters demanding a higher wage for its employees.
Worse News: No matter what pay raise is negotiated the Hamburglar will still be forced into a life of crime.
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(by Dan Wilbur)