16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.

16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.
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altaltHalf of America is a parking lot, so you've really got to go out of your way to park like an a-hole. When you take up an extra space or two, the social contract breaks down and anarchy results. And any time you do, people will not be afraid to let their wrath show.


1. Pick a card.

16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.
Was this your card?

2. Wait, they're being sarcastic.

16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.
I don't remember contributing to this note, do you?

3. Pad and pencil.

16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.
Plus it looks like the Chevrolet logo.

4. Ferreting them out.

16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.
Sounds like a typical weeknight.
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5. Wrap session.

16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.
Not all life is precious.

6. Curses!

16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.
You gotta be really bad to piss off somebody from St. Jude's Children's Hospital.

7. Shell game.

16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.
Yeah, but they'd probably color while driving.
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8. I, Carly.

16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.
That doesn't rhyme.

9. Schooled.

16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.
School is like prison. Establish your dominance on day 1.

10. Who charted?

16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.
Parking is way easier than getting the graphs to function in Word.
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11. Carbo loading.

16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.
Hey, free bread is free bread.

12. A miracle worker.

16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.
She'd probably do better. Because she earned a doctorate.

13. You won an award!

16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.
And we threw a party for you!
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14. Potential Bigfoot sighting.

16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.
That's going to happen on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY.

15. An Irish goodbye.

16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.
This is the tots.

16. Short and sweet.

16 people who parked like A-holes and were shamed in very satisfying ways.
Okay, not sweet. But short.
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