Half of America is a parking lot, so you've really got to go out of your way to park like an a-hole. When you take up an extra space or two, the social contract breaks down and anarchy results. And any time you do, people will not be afraid to let their wrath show. 1. Pick a card. 2. Wait, they're being sarcastic.
I don't remember contributing to this note, do you?
3. Pad and pencil.
Plus it looks like the Chevrolet logo.
4. Ferreting them out.
Sounds like a typical weeknight.
5. Wrap session.
Not all life is precious.
You gotta be really bad to piss off somebody from St. Jude's Children's Hospital.
7. Shell game.
Yeah, but they'd probably color while driving.
8. I, Carly. 9. Schooled.
School is like prison. Establish your dominance on day 1.
10. Who charted?
Parking is way easier than getting the graphs to function in Word.
11. Carbo loading.
Hey, free bread is free bread.
12. A miracle worker.
She'd probably do better. Because she earned a doctorate.
13. You won an award!
And we threw a party for you!
14. Potential Bigfoot sighting.
That's going to happen on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY.
15. An Irish goodbye. 16. Short and sweet.
Okay, not sweet. But short.