The losers at the New York Post would have probably just written "Armagheddon."

Open your eyes, look at the headlines and seeee... we're just a joke blog, we need no tweet RTs. Because it's easy post, easy go, traffic high, traffic low. Anyway the trends go, we're the place that's happy, happy. Reader, just killed a joke. Put a pun against it's head, beat that horse and now it's dead. Reader, post had just begun, but now we've gone and bored you all away. READER! OOOOOO! Didn't mean to write this line, if we're not done by the end of this paragraph, carry on, carry on. Because blogging really matters.

Sources: Redditor Rossini138