"Sir, I'm going to need you to take your shoes off. What do you mean those aren't shoes?"

For centuries clergymen, philosophers and stoners alike have contemplated Jesus' omnipresence, but have they ever really taken the time to think about what that looks like? Well, the hilarious sinners over at Jesus Everywhere have, and boy do their photoshops help us better understand just how powerful He is. Here are our 18 favorites, in no particular order. We hope you enjoy. Or, if you don't, at the very least take comfort in knowing that those who do will be roasting in a lake of fire for all eternity with Hitler, Juggalos and the guy who invented Crocs.

Sources: Jesus Everywhere