Yesterday, at a gym in Phoenix, Arizona, employee and self-described "future firefighter" Christopher Morales got his first exposure to high-pressure water hoses when a gym member confessed he had broken the urinal. What happened next would have set the Internet on fire if it wasn't also an effective fire safety system:

Yes, you saw that correctly. That is a busted urinal spraying forth what appears to be a mixture of water and years of resentment from being peed on by the greater Phoenix area's male population. Morales claims the situation took about an hour and a half to get under control, but that they didn't want to shut off the water because it would have taken down the supply to their whole mall. Here's the continued aftermath:

Sources: h/t Digg | Christopher Morales