Butts: just because they are pinchable doesn't mean you should pinch them. One man whose video has gone viral this week learned when he pinched the bottom of a woman outside a food store in Morocco. She then turned around and clocked him with what appears to be superheroic force, and he reportedly remained out cold for two hours after hitting his head on the ground. This video is a good reminder that if you want a butt to pinch that badly, you should just buy a fake one. Otherwise, butt pinching is just not worth it.