Moving to Canada is getting more and more appealing with every passing day of this nightmarish election season, and after reading this, you may be convinced to pack your bags and head up north. Canada's biggest fan, 17-year-old Twitter user @capricorniall, decided to list all the reasons why that country is better than America on Twitter. Your inner 'Murican might get defensive pretty quickly, but she does makes a few good points.
It all started out like this:
Of course, free health care was the first thing brought up.
Then, almost as important as free heath care, gravy and cheese covered fries.
And their hunky, young Prime Minister.
Then things started to get personal.
Actually, America has Tim Hortons, too. They are just few and far between.
Wait wait wait. MILK BAGS? In America, if you said "milk bags" someone would definitely make a joke about boobs (this site will refrain), but what is the benefit of milk that comes from a bag?
Sorry, still can't get over milk bags.
Yea, but could you buy a gun off Craigslist?
Hey, America is working on that!
16 is missing. We will never know the 16th reason why Canada is better than America.
Many would probably argue that "ketchup" is not the best chip flavor.
You can keep Justin Bieber.
Wait, now what are milk bag HOLDERS? What is going on!?
Powerful leader friendship goals.
America demands to see Santa's birth certificate.
Americans generally don't have vinegar with their fries, but enough of them will probably be intrigued enough to try it now.
There are some Americans that would argue that that is your loss.
America also has Smarties, but the tiny pressed sugar disks you would get from your elderly neighbor on Halloween.
Okay, she makes a few good points, but America is not all bad. The US has the musical Hamilton, gigantic portions at restaurants, and a much cooler national bird than the "common loon."