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The people behind Cards Against Humanity have decided to put away their era childish stunts and move forward in 2017 by going to Craigslist in search of a serious candidate to be their new CEO.

Careful asking for "adult leadership" on Craigslist...
Careful asking for "adult leadership" on Craigslist...

Cards Against Humanity, the #1 best-selling party game, is hiring a new CEO!

Let's face it: we have no idea what we're doing. This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and 
energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the 
ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny. It's been a great run, but now it's time 
for real adult leadership.

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Wow, what an incredible opportunity presented in the same place women sell their positive pregnancy tests.

Once you get to their requirements, however, it's clear they have a very specific person in mind.

Requirements

We are seeking a highly qualified executive to run our company who meets the following requirements:

- Strong public speaking skills
- Steady disposition, remains cool under pressure
- Willing to inherit the consequences of eight years of irresponsible spending
- Excellent negotiator able to deal with stubborn opposition
- Experience hunting terrorist masterminds
- Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation
- Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review
- Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher
- Passed comprehensive healthcare reform
- Natural born citizen of the United States
- Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint

The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work and be a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply.

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Damn, it almost feels like you could lie your way through an interview until the part about needing a "minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation." Maybe someone could get an old Spanish teacher say you presidented in Spain for a while? Is that equivalent enough?

Clearly, they're looking specifically for Barack Obama.

Is this a good opporunity for #44?

Look at these benefits they're offering:

What's In It for You?

If you are the right candidate, we will award you 51% of our company and you can set your own salary.


Benefits include:

- Health/dental/vision insurance (while available)
- Generous vacation time
- A new computer
- Pre-tax transit benefit
- Access to office pantry with unlimited almonds

Paid relocation to Chicago is available.
 Also, you can be our new Dad if you want (optional but strongly preferred).

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I mean, who doesn't want Barack Obama to be their new dad?

No word on weather Barry has bitten— a majority share of a joke card company is v exciting— but far as we can tell the job is still available. If you're interested, or if you are Barack Obama, go ahead and email your resume and references to mail@cardsagainsthumanity.com.