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The bad news is that you are going to die. The good news, at least according to these maps put together by Slate, is that you're probably not going to die of typhoid, syphilis, or disco fever. That's because there's a very, very good chance you'll die of some form of heart disease or cancer. Those two diseases are responsible for so many deaths in the United States that death map-makers often don't include them in their stats out of fairness to other diseases. 

Sources: Slate