Wicked step-sisters > Sexually depraved mice.

If there's one thing the Internet's good for besides unsolicited spelling advice and porn, it's making things we used to think were crazy seem far more plausible. Point-in-case: These screen images which pretty much prove that all of those insane right-wingers who used to protest cartoons for trying to corrupt our children with subliminal messages weren't the disturbed ones — we were, for not seeing what was staring us straight in the face all along.

The I Don't Really Care I'm Just Using You For Sex Bears.

"I have the power! (To force you into years of therapy)"

Eeoyre getting stuffed with something other than sawdust.

"Who lives in a Turkish bath house under the sea? SPONGE BOB SQUAREPANTS!"

The Land Before Censorship.

Care Bears were taught to care about everything, even herpes sores on other Care Bears.

In fairness, this is the least creepy and sexual Japanese cartoon ever made. 

Oh, well, as long as it's "Hot."

Pokemon, but not before Lickemon.

Thought it kind of went without saying that  He-Man was a "top" and Skeletor was a "bottom."

Look, fish ejaculate. What are they supposed to do, make a cartoon without showing that?

Well, that's one way to get the Joker to stop his cackling.


What? So Rocky and Bullwinkle's shelves are stocked with softcore porn movie novelizations.

Sources: ruined childhood | picks and flicks | so fail | Flickr