14 photos that perfectly capture how nose-numbingly cold it is right now.

14 photos that perfectly capture how nose-numbingly cold it is right now.
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It's very cold out there right now. Sure, it's winter, but it's unseasonably freezing, even in the coldest, most northern parts of North America where you assume it's always like that. Things are starting to go a little nuts.

1. Cold-blooded murder.

14 photos that perfectly capture how nose-numbingly cold it is right now.
Paper beats rock. Ice airplane beats paper airplane.

2. Cartsicle.

14 photos that perfectly capture how nose-numbingly cold it is right now.
Don't forget the ice cream. And a bag of ice.

3. The one time it won't get stolen.

14 photos that perfectly capture how nose-numbingly cold it is right now.
Hey, at least it wasn't a car.

4. Thin ice.

14 photos that perfectly capture how nose-numbingly cold it is right now.
Hey, at least it wasn't your bike.

5. Better than tinted windows.

14 photos that perfectly capture how nose-numbingly cold it is right now.
You can't see through it. Or move it in any way.
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6. A rose by any other name…

14 photos that perfectly capture how nose-numbingly cold it is right now.
…would still be bewilderingly frozen solid.

7. A negative image.

14 photos that perfectly capture how nose-numbingly cold it is right now.
Speed Limit 25, meet -25 degrees.

8. "Stop" being so cold, RIGHT YOU GUYS?

14 photos that perfectly capture how nose-numbingly cold it is right now.
That ice needed some chicken, fast.
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9. Fresh off the grill.

14 photos that perfectly capture how nose-numbingly cold it is right now.
Very fresh.

10. Fenced in.

14 photos that perfectly capture how nose-numbingly cold it is right now.
It looks like it's electrified, which sounds so warm and toasty.

11. Not gingerbread.

14 photos that perfectly capture how nose-numbingly cold it is right now.
And not frosting.
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12. Make yourself useful, snow.

14 photos that perfectly capture how nose-numbingly cold it is right now.
Should probably close the door, though. It's cold out there.

13. Climate change just might be real.

14 photos that perfectly capture how nose-numbingly cold it is right now.
Penguins. That need a heater. That can't be good.

14. "But why was there just one set of footprints?"

14 photos that perfectly capture how nose-numbingly cold it is right now.
"Because the dog decided it was too cold to go outside."
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