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Sometimes you see terrible things on Facebook, you can't just keep them to yourself. So when a woman saw this post from a monstrous couple about their ruthless tipping policy, she had to share it on Twitter so her horror could be everyone's horror.

So I took the wife out to dinner last night, and we have always talked about doing this. You put five singles out on the table for the waiter/waitress to see. (Don't say anything to them) if they mess up, you take a dollar away. At the end of dinner, however much is left is their tip.

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Ewww. There are so many things wrong with this and Twitter was quick to point them out.

1. Your tip doesn't just go to your waiter: It also goes to the host, busboy, bartender, and whoever else was helping out behind the scenes.

2. Even if the server was amazing, a $5 tip would probably still be way too low for dinner for two.

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3. He calls his wife "the wife."

4. It's so wrong people worried no one would believe it.

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5. It's so wrong people felt the need to find the couple and seek revenge.

Just terrible. And haven't we heard this before? Isn't there a plot from Seinfeld when George does this with a $10 roll of quarters? And even in the fictional world of Seinfeld, George starts with $10, not $5. And that was in the '90s!

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Of all the Twitter outrage, this guy sums it up best: