A Chicago Craigslist user named Michael posted a request for help after finding a big pile of poop on the hood of his Tesla Model X. Little else about the crime or the owner of the vehicle is known. Teslas are expensive cars with impressive features, so if the hood was intentionally soiled, it's natural that the owner would be outraged.

He should probably have started by checking if there were any security cameras on buildings or businesses nearby. That way he could see if there was footage of the hate-pooping (which in Illinois is probably a misdemeanor). But instead he asked for help from the many amateur sleuths on Craigslist, who are always patiently waiting in the shadows for big cases like this one:

Sources: BroBible | Jalopnik