Believe it or not, I only spent nine hours doing this.

Don't have the money, energy or desire to go to the Coachella festival? Don't worry, because you can have just as much fun with this lineup generator without having to bake in the sun, crap in a closet, stand for hours or sleep in the dirt. And regardless of what you type into the generator, what comes out will most likely make just as much sense and sound more entertaining than the actual Coachella lineup.

(by Jonathan Corbett)