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This is Dalton Ross.

Dalton is the man, not the cat.
Dalton is the man, not the cat.

Dalton is a recent Television Production graduate from University of Westminster. Graduation is a proud moment for any family, but no one was prouder of Dalton than his own father for "finally succeeding at something."

If sarcasm could be a gift, this would be it.
If sarcasm could be a gift, this would be it.
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Dalton's dad gifted him a gigantic prize check for the incredibly offensive amount of $4. The printer who made the check probably got more out of Dalton's dad.

Maybe Dalton should have gotten his degree in printing.