United Airlines is being sued by a man who got peed on by a drunk passenger.

Traveling by plane is the worst. Sure, it's the fastest mode of transportation available, and can get you across the country in a matter of hours, but it's prone to schedule changes and is generally uncomfortable. So imagine how much more uncomfortable it'd be if you were forced to sit on a plane for hours in urine-soaked clothing?

Daniel Card of New Jersey was flying United Airlines (surprise! The same airline that dragged a man off a plane, sent a woman 3,000 miles in the wrong direction, destroyed someone's super-expensive custom wheelchair, and allegedly killed a prize rabbit) on June 12, when during takeoff, another passenger whipped out his junk and PEED ON Card. Card claims that the man was visibly drunk, but still allowed to board the plane, according to the Daily News.