Family secrets can be many things, but they're usually secret for a good reason. Thanks to the Internet, however, we all finally have a way to unburden ourselves of these secrets without driving to the middle of nowhere and unloading on a stranger at a bar. One redditor asked people to divulge their dark family secrets, and boy were people ready to dish. Here are 11 of the best responses.

1. User inchypia's great uncle was apparently a character straight out of a Guy Ritchie action movie.