The Venn diagram of Twitter people who like to give advice and Twitter people who are drunk af is almost a perfect circle, so it's inevitable that a trending topic would one day combine those two activities. Today is that day. Everyone knows you're not supposed to drink and drive, but the drunks of Twitter have added to the list with the fill-in-the-blank ​#DontDrinkAnd_____​. Here are the 15 best pieces of advice online drunks managed to type out: