Thanks to Twitter, it's never been easier to get in touch with a company's customer service team (for example, Wendy's). This is especially helpful when you find yourself caught in the dilemma of buying donuts to put on your penis so your girlfriend can eat them off, only to find out that the ones you've purchased actually have no holes. Oops!
This is exactly the situation a UK man going by "silverfox" on Twitter (@PeeWeeMFC75) found himself in recently. So he sent a tweet to Morrisons, the supermarket where he purchased the donuts, asking how he was supposed to put these hole-less donuts on his "willy." Lo and behold, a Morrisons employee named Cam tweeted back the following advice: "Improvise."
The next part is almost almost definitely fake, because no one could be this stupid). The dude responded to Cam at Morrisons saying that he improvised and he was currently in A&E (emergency department) with burns from rings. "Cam" (if that is his real name) replied again, and the two proceeded to get involved in a very silly Twitter conversation.
A Twitter user put together screenshots of the whole exchange between donut guy and supermarket person, and sent the whole thing out into internet land, where it went insanely viral, because come on, dude bought donuts to put on his penis.
But silverfox (if that is his real name) got roasted by another account altogether in the end.
Time to go back to A&E, silver fox, cuz you just got burned by Customer Care.