Dermatologist Dr. Sandra Lee, a.k.a. Dr. Pimple Popper, just reached one million subscribers on her YouTube channel, and as a thank you to all her fans, she's put together a 20 minute video of some of her most disgusting (and yet deeply satisfying) extractions. The video is called "50 Shades of Dr. Pimple Popper," a reference to the rise of online "pimple porn." The video is 20 full minutes of nastiness shooting out of humans' bodies like silly string under the power of her expertly wielded extractor (which, by the way, you can purchase).

Blackheads are obliterated. Pimples become tiny active volcanoes. Cysts are cut open and "expressed," like tiny vaginas giving birth to wee pus babies.