Headline writing for a local newspaper can be pretty mundane work. Usually you have to stick to the basics: What happened, where it happened, and who it happened to. But sometimes the stars, and one man's horrifically bitten-off eyebrow, align for the chance to craft a career-defining headline like the masterpiece above. Unfortunately the victim, Scott Hall, in this case did not heed the words of his '80s namesake, failed to "watch out boy," and was subsequently "chewed up" by his psychotic attacker, Roger Oates. He is currently recovering from his wounds and dreading the possiblity of a reunion tour.