"The good news is there's no program named the Dick Pic Program. The bad news is they are still collecting everybody's information, including your dick pics."

I've cued this video up to the relevant portion (after all, I lured you here with a promise of dick-pic discussion), but HBO apparently decided this episode of Last Week Tonight was important enough to upload the entire 33-minute episode on YouTube. I highly recommend watching the whole thing; it will depress you about our government, but you'll barely even notice because you'll be laughing so hard!

In case you haven't heard, the NSA passes around naked pictures of the people they're spying on. "Yeah, you say, but surely they're only handling the goodies of bad people, right?" No, it's everyone. They may not look at everyone, but everyone's dicks (and other things) are there. I will say, though, this also contained maybe the most inspiring thing I've ever heard Snowden say: don't stop taking pictures of your dick, because you can't let government restrict your freedom.