Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.
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Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Whatever, he pulled himself up by his bootstraps to make his own punctuation.

Democracy. Every schoolchild will tell you it means "rule by the people." However, every classics scholar, dictator, and anyone who watches too much news will tell you that a closer translation is "mob rule." To put it another way, in 11 years Honey Boo Boo will have a vote. The crazy guy who corners you on the bus to tell you the reason Heathcliff gets away with it is because he's a Heathcliff - he's got a vote. Every single person who has appeared on Maury has a vote. Most terrifyingly of all, people on Facebook have a vote.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

I don't know, maybe he could help a lot of Stans.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Facebook: the Social Studies class of last resort.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Because... oh, forget it. That being said, you may be dumb, but don't say "Im mean"! Ur nice!
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Even in the vast "moving to Canada" genre of stupidity, this stands out.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Whatever, it's within sight of the non-socialist utopias of Russia and Canada.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

At least she didn't say Kanye. Although he does sing in Flo Rida's key.
 

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Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

"Shitty" also tends to reduce opinion value. So does hitting "enter" between Mitt and Romney.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Ok so this isn't dumb except - "this country" and "loo"? We don't say "loo" in this country!

Posted 11/6/12: 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Oboma would redistribute our steak as hamburger!
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Easily the best part of this was the fact that he only wanted to spell check "noot."
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Obama don't stand on God's word. Are you actually supposed to stand on Bibles?
 

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Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Let's not forget that "Kid Rock" is itself a parody.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Perhaps this is a brilliantly veilled message about Jeb's 2016 ambitions.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Because your profile picture is one wipeout away from needing Medicaid.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Statistically, your prayer is unlikely to be the one that influences God.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

She didn't necessarily say she was voting against Obama.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

As long as we kill millions of them politely. Wouldn't want people to think we're rude.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Probably not by winning over avid satire readers. 
 

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Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Brittney, you are the most responsible idiot we have ever seen.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

This is definitely worst than someone who thinks they're smart at all.

 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Americans shouldn't have to touch our own batteries. That's what illegal immigrants are for.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Thanks for handling that Justin. However, it's Commander-In-Chief. You still win, though.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Remember to vote on Tuesday, because every vote makes Sarah count less.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

If you think about it, with their horrible expectations, it will be hard for Obama to disappoint.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Well, she could be a time traveler using an alternate spelling from 1928. Using Facebook. 
 

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Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Ok, so it's Twitter. It's still really dumb, though.

Posted 10/25/12:

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Keep listen to your inner voice. Although, how could you not WHEN IT'S SCREAMING!
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

At the same time, wouldn't it be nice to know so little about our awful politics?
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

But how will we compete with Chinese scrapbookers?
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Somewhere, in a galaxy far, far away, the Imperial Senate was elected by people like this.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Screw it. Let's just give everyone a gun and a first aid kit and do this the Hobbes way.
 

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Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Our third war with Germany started over Volkswagen gas caps.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

"In four years, I will increase the US population 24-fold!"
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Even The Onion would be scared by this.

 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Marksis was Marx's f*ckt*rd cousin.

Posted 10/1/12:

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Al Qaeeda, brother of Doug Qaeeda. We finally got that bastard.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

If this were true, at least Obama would have more support among gun owners.
 

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Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Imagine how sad he'll be when we legalize gay masturbation.

 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Obama is secretly promoting a southern California agenda.

 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Canned tuna makes sense. But, bottles of water guns? Gotta have fun in the Obamapocalypse.

 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

He did own a lot of slaves. He also never, ever said that made-up quote.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

This is the single best argument for Obamacare ever presented in the English language.

 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

God dammit, Xileer. Just let the stupid hippie believe things and stop scaring us.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Yeah, obviously, Kristen. There aren't 6% of Americans who all know anything.
 

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Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

God probably has a really big car since he hates expensive gas so much.

 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

Ryan will find out what health care means to him when he inevitably chokes on a Monopoly piece.
 

Even more examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we're all doomed.

And Jesus said, "Let she who is without knowledge cast the first Facebook post."

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