We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.

We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.
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We ignored our actual work to randomly survey our extremely bored 3,176,543 Facebook followers.

We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.

What we set out to discover was simple: What are we all compulsively escaping from in any one moment?

Are we even aware we're just constantly sprinting in the opposite direction of our jobs, significant others, children, pets, chores, creepy neighbors, and general physical and emotional well-being?

As it turns out, yes! Yep, we know what we're avoiding and we don't really give a crap. Comfortingly, we have a lot of dislikes in common. See the best responses below.

We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.

Maybe it's time for a new dustbuster and antidepressant?

We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.
Line the asses up in a row and you'll still have a free hand for status updates.

We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.

Just make sure to avoid the 273 million people who post pictures of food.

We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.

Pretty sure you can just call 911 when that happens.

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We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.
Maybe seeing all the show spoilers will help.

We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.
Isn't that what most people are reading on the treadmill?

We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.
Your life sounds really stressful and adorable.

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We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.
Maybe this is the lack of breakfast talking but are you guys hiring?

We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.
Yep, nothing is more embarrassing than not looking at your phone.

We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.
It's a shame your kids don't have something in their lives like social media.

We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.
That person is called the mailman.

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We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.
Some of the world's most successful people don't wear any pants at all.

We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.
Good call. Nothing on Facebook will make you want to barf.

We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.

Pretty sure that was in the job description.

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We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.
Wait. Is that a job or a habit you're trying to break?

We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.
Even your dog is judging you.

We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.
Hope it gets a lot of "likes"!

We asked 3 million people what they were avoiding by being on Facebook. Here are the results.
May as well give us a play-by-play, sir. It's better than facing our real lives.

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