5. This Family - It's hard to say what's worse: Getting busted for faking your mom's death, or finding out your life means less to your offspring than a few days of Cheetos, sweatpants and Maury Povich.


4. Charlie Sheen - Sheen was recently inundated with more than 1,800 text messages after mistakenly posting his phone number on Twitter. Bizarrely, it was meant to be a direct message to Justin Bieber, whom we can only assume Sheen mistook for an underage girl.