5. Chaleo Yoovidhya - The Red Bull co-founder died over the weekend, thankfully sparing him from the inevitable spate of "I guess Red Bull really DOES give you wings" jokes on Twitter. Known primarily for giving douchebags something to mix with their vodka, his unholy neon concoction also brought us skinny cans, silly commercials, and whatever the hell Taurine is. So pour out a Red Bull for Mr. Yoovidhya, then stand back as it eats through the floor like hydrochloric acid.