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5. The Secret Service - Known primarily for wearing sunglasses and having a job description that consists mostly of being shot, the Secret Service isn't usually one for embarrassing itself. But that was before nearly a dozen agents were busted this weekend for soliciting prostitutes in Colombia while they were supposed to be protecting the president. We're not sure how the agents were caught, but we picture them finding out via a voice coming over their earpieces to say "You guys are screwed."