If tops are coming off, Sean Hannity will get to the bottom of it!

BREAKING: Kids are having fun and Sean Hannity isn't happy about it!

Evidently, no one told Sean Hannity that every Spring, college kids from around the country head south to get drunk, high and dumb in the sun. But now that he's onto them, Fox News' second-grumpiest man is ready to pull the stick out of his ass and hit somebody with it!

So, in an effort to prevent anyone from having fun he dissaproves of, Sean grabbed one of Fox's hot blondes off the rack and sent her to Panama City Beach in a black sweater for a complete "Spring Break Investigation."

Sources: UPROXX