Sure, comedic legend Fred Willard was arrested for pleasuring himself in an adult theater last night. But given that this is the title of his next film project, isn't it possible he was just getting into character? No? Well, can we just pretend it's possible, so we don't have to think about the fact that America's goofy grandpa was cranking one out in a dingy theater to some hardcore vintage erotica? Tell us, IMDb. Tell us where to go from here.