Spoiler alert: We're all going to die.
So unless you get cremated and live in an ugly urn forever, you get a grave, which is one last opportunity to amuse those around you.
2. Oh boo-hoo.
3. "And hot, too!"
4. Just a delightful person, probably.
5. And he probably dug his own grave and built this tombstone.
6. So…Eleanor is single?
7. We all have that brother who got us murdered.
8. The respect, he gets none of it. None of it at all!
11. Ew, Grandpa. Ew.
12. And they still laugh, because you should use cream, not milk. Oh, that Kay!