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Landlords, or as they prefer to be known—"property managers"—are a special breed. They're kind of like a parent, they're kind of a neighbor, and they always seem to want your money for some reason. And their preferred method of communication is paper-and-pen, and it's usually public. Why? Because they own the walls and might as well use them is why. Warning: Some language is NSFW.

1. Mo money, mo problems.

Makes cents.
Makes cents.

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2. SIT in your apartment.

STAY in your apartment.
STAY in your apartment.

3. Honesty is not the best policy.

"You misread my handwriting. It says pooping Tom."
"You misread my handwriting. It says pooping Tom."

4. 'Graphity' is art.

The biggest crime of all is using Comic Sans.
The biggest crime of all is using Comic Sans.
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5. Don't even think of bringing pork into the shower.

No FUUUUUUUN amirite?
No FUUUUUUUN amirite?

6. It's worse than widespread cheating by varsity athletes.

Bedbegs, not headbugs.
Bedbegs, not headbugs.

7. Keep Austin weird.

Another good Christmas gift from a landlord? Boundaries.
Another good Christmas gift from a landlord? Boundaries.
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8. Another 9/11 prevented.

2nd floor hallway tables is where most terrorists convene.
2nd floor hallway tables is where most terrorists convene.

9. A friendly reminder.

You know he's nice because he insists on going by his first name.
You know he's nice because he insists on going by his first name.

10. Looks ruff.

Garry has no thumbs, so he had to get the human to post this.
Garry has no thumbs, so he had to get the human to post this.
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11. Seuss yourself.

The rent is free, for you and me, the rent is free for a frippid-dizzly-dee-dee.
The rent is free, for you and me, the rent is free for a frippid-dizzly-dee-dee.
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