Mmm, disappointment cake with a desperation filling.

Nothing says “Good luck at your new job” like a cake that says “Good luck at your new job.” So if that’s not what you’re trying to get across, you’re better off going with a cake like this one, which expresses how we all actually feel when someone else somehow manages to leave the wretched swamp that is our office. For party decorations, some half-deflated balloons and couple of dusty streamers should send the right message.

Sources: Reddit tdcritch