One thing about elderly people is that they tend to get up early. This is important when it comes to wishing your grandparents a happy birthday, because you've got to get it in there early or they'll feel ignored. Like this one dude, whose grandma sent him a text at 7 a.m. because he hadn't yet sent her a birthday text. Yes, that's 7 a.m. in the morning.
Twitter user @dae_gore tweeted, "My grandma ain't give nobody time to wake up good and brush they teeth this morning," and included a screenshot of the text he got from his grandmother on the morning of her birthday. It read, "Happy birthday to myself hadn't heard from my grandson thanks." DAMN.