Oh yeah, this story definitely has a happy ending.

(via My Parents Open Carry)

What could possibly explain this children's book that is designed to make guns appealing to kids? Not just guns in general, but the practice of taking the power to kill someone instantly everywhere you go, so you can wordlessly threaten anyone who looks at you funny (or looks funny to you)? Well, according to Brian Jeffs and Nathan Nephews, the authors of this biased view of the Constitution, "we fear our children being raised with a biased view of our constitution." Ah, well, that explains it.

Sources: My Parents Open Carry