A helpful Yelp review if you ever plan on eating someone's face in Miami.

A helpful Yelp review if you ever plan on eating someone's face in Miami.
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If hallucinogen-crazed Miami cannibal Rudy Eugene had had a chance to get online before he was rudely blown away by police officers, he probably would have left us with something like this. How else are the rest of us supposed to know whether we should try homeless-guy face? Sure it's "Zagat Rated," but what does that even mean anymore?

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