What is wrong with kids these days? Back when we were in high school, you wrote a lady a polite, romantic note to get your foot in the door, and then you creeped her out with your sex-obsessed awkwardness in person. Sebastian, on the other hand, seems confused about a lot of things, not the least of which is what goes in a casserole. If teenagers are using their genitals primarily to make mangled food metaphors, maybe they should keep it in their pants.

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